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В этой жизни помереть не трудно; сделать жизнь значительно трудней.
ENTJ, bi(sexual and lingual).
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
"what are you doing"
"nothing i just took a shower"
"aw :( with out me? haha lol"
when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb
R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics”
the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse
doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
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